Crazy Horse III
3525 West Russell Road, Las Vegas, NV 89118
Hours: Open 24 Hours, 7 Days A Week
The Low Down
Viva Las Vegas! Crazy Horse III (not quite sure what happened to the previous two clubs to bear the name) was my first experience at a Las Vegas gentlemen’s club and the glitz and glamour of the club certainly echoed that of the nearby Las Vegas Strip. I arrived at Crazy Horse III, a topless gentlemen’s club only minutes from the Las Vegas Strip, at 8:00pm on a Thursday night.
Before we continue, however, I need you to be mindful of two very important rules about Las Vegas gentlemen’s clubs:
Las Vegas Gentlemen’s Club Rule #1: Las Vegas Gentlemen’s Clubs Can Be Overwhelming!
The biggest and best gentlemen’s clubs in Vegas are MASSIVE! Take your time and don’t let yourself be easily overwhelmed… most clubs are open 24 hours and the larger ones can have hundreds of dancers working at one time. Take your time, relax and enjoy!
Las Vegas Gentlemen’s Club Rule #2: ALWAYS TAKE THE LIMO!
What I’m about to say isn’t going to make much sense, but just hear me out. If you walk into most Las Vegas gentlemen’s clubs off the street, expect to pay a cover charge of $30.00 to $50.00. However, if you’re at a hotel (if not, walk to one nearby) and request a complimentary limo ride (even if it’s only you and nobody else) and admission to the club is FREE! You’ll just need to tip the limo driver as they work for tips (don’t be cheap!). Oh, there’s just one catch… it’s usually free to the club but not FROM the club. Check the club websites and plan your transportation accordingly. Do your homework and you can save a bundle… to spend on the hard-working dancers, of course!
Location & Facilities – 5 Stars
Located near I-15, I-215, the Las Vegas Strip and the McCarran International Airport, the Crazy Horse III’s location can’t be beat considering the free complimentary limousine transportation as well as the plethora of taxicabs around the area. Much like many of the Vegas gentlemen’s club, Crazy Horse III is a massive venue and caters to both individuals and larger crowds. If you like the color red you’re in for a treat as the interior is virtually bathed in it. The main club floor features a large stage and plenty of booth and table seating. There are three screens around the spacious bar area to catch your favorite games and (something I love that some clubs do) they showed the music videos for the songs the DJ was playing! The club also offers convenient off-street parking and valet service.
Staff – 5 Stars
Customer service at Crazy Horse III is excellent… everyone from my awesome limo driver Tim to Mike the door greeter to my waitress Alex made the experience very pleasant.
Food & Drink – 4 Stars
Crazy Horse III features an extensive food menu including a variety of appetizers, wings, pizza, calzones, submarines as well as a large sushi menu. The club also has a cigarette vending machine, cigars (Cohiba Churchill tops the price list at $30.00 each) and also has hookah available.
Dancers – 5 Stars
Being one of the top gentlemen’s clubs in Las Vegas, it won’t come as a surprise that you can expect dozens of attractive dancers of many different ethnicities at any given time. Expect to be hustled hard, especially if there are more dancers than customers in the club. After passing on some rather aggressive dancers, I had a memorable couch dance from the sexy southern dancer Tennessee.
Value – 4 Stars
Prices at Crazy Horse III can go from average to extravagant so budget accordingly. Prices for drinks are reasonable but can go as high as $5,000 for a bottle of Cristal and $3,000 for a bottle of Hennessy Paradis Cognac. Floor dances are $20.00 each and the champagne court prices are $100.00 for 15 minutes and $200 for 30 minutes (with a 2-drink minimum per 30 minute dance). If you’re going for the ultimate VIP experience and total privacy, go for the suite option. To rent a suite, you buy a bottle of champagne; bottles range from $500.00 to $5,000.00. Dancers are $500.00 per hour on top of the cost of the bottle.
Website & Social Media – 4 Stars
While not very appealing to the eyes with the stark contrast of black and white, the Crazy Horse III’s website provides an abundance of information (click on the “Menu” link to the right) about upcoming events, party packages, contact information and more.
Each of the gentlemen’s clubs in Las Vegas offers a different feel and has its own amenities, so do your homework before you go to get the most of your experience. Crazy Horse III is no exception and is a worthwhile addition to an exciting lineup of the best gentlemen’s clubs Las Vegas has to offer.
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