Tattletales (Levittown, PA)
6900 New Falls Road, Levittown, PA 19057
Hours: Daily 12:00pm to 2:00am
The Low Down
Tattletales Gentlemen’s Club is one half of a two-club chain, with their sister club located in Luzerne, PA. I arrived at this topless club at around 4:30pm on a Sunday afternoon; not my usual weeknight time for club reviews, but I was driving back from New York City and wanted to check out a club that I’d heard about for quite some time. As with all of my gentlemen’s club reviews, I rated the club on a scale of one to five stars, with five being the best possible sore.
Location & Facilities – 3.5 Stars
Tattletales is located in Bucks County, PA, within four miles of Route 1 and 13, I-95, and I-276. The exterior of the club offers limited off-street parking, while the inside of the one-story club features two poles within the main bar area and a standalone pole towards the back, mostly bar seating with some high tops and additional seating in the back and a dozen or so flat-screen TV’s throughout. The club has a very “neighborhood bar” feel to it, with the club having an even mix of customers and dancers as well as smoking permitted throughout. The DJ’s music preference seemed to be hip-hop with some occasional dance and EDM songs thrown into the mix.
Staff – 4 Stars
While I didn’t interact with many of the staff, I did enjoy the company of the sexy Shelby working behind the bar during my visit.
Food & Drink – 3.5 Stars
While the club has a full bar complete with Miller Lite, Yuengling Lager, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Guinness and Yards Brawler on draft for $5.50 a pint, the club doesn’t have a food menu, so be sure to eat before you visit. The club does have a vending machine with snacks, so you won’t be completely lost if you need a quick snack.
Dancers – 4 Stars
The dancers at Tattletales are a mix of mostly younger dancers of various ethnicities. While perhaps not up to the standard of dancers at many of the larger, high-end clubs, the dancers at Tattletales aren’t aggressive hustlers and are more interested in casual conversation than separating you from your dollars. Although I enjoyed seeing Scorpio on stage, the highlight of my time spent at the club was meeting Serenity, who was not only fun to watch on the pole but also who gave an incredible lap dance. In addition to the club’s own dancers, the club also features adult entertainment performer appearances from time to time.
Value – 4.5 Stars
As with many smaller, “locals”-type gentlemen’s clubs, Tattletales provides plenty of valuey for your dollar. Couch dances are $20.00 per song, although the couch dance rooms have virtually no privacy and were a little too bright for an intimate setting. Champagne courts are 15 minutes for $150.00 and 30 minutes for $250.00, with the 30-minute option including a bottle of champagne but a lot more privacy than the couch dances offer. Also, there isn’t a cover charge except for nights with feature acts or pay per view events.
Website & Social Media – 4.5 Stars
For such small club, Tattletales certainly does have an impressive website that’s easy to navigate and provides plenty of information on hours, directions, party package info, photos and much more. While not posted on their website, the club does have Facebook and Twitter pages for current club news and happenings.
While Tattletales may not have the glitz and glamor of the nearby larger clubs in Philadelphia, this is a solid club for locals and regulars in the Bucks County, PA area.
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