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Make Donald Trump’s Penis Great Again, With WoodRocket’s Fluff

MediaTrumpCartoon(Woodland Hills, CA) – With the announcement of a non-nude, cleaner Playboy Magazine, where will the world find the dirty cartoons and articles it craves? Well, prepare to have the bunny tails blown right off of your butts, because WoodRocket.com presents WoodRocket’s Fluff, a new section of their website filled with some of the dirtiest, sexiest, and funniest cartoons, articles, and photo spreads to ever make your brain blush.

WoodRocket.com has teamed up with top writers and artists willing to use porn pseudonyms in order to parody pop culture, sex, and politics in ways that only a website featuring a porn parody of SpongeBob Squarepants allows. WoodRocket’s Fluff is filthy and witty and features posts like Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders Erotic Fan Fiction, Ikea’s “Glorji Hjole”, “Make Donald Trump’s Penis Great Again”, Strokémon comic, “Sexflix”, WoodRocket Cartoons, and “Pickup Artists From Outer Space”.

“While we make a lot of porn parodies, there are still so many more things that we could be lampooning explicitly. So we have added WoodRocket’s Fluff, an area on WoodRocket.com dedicated to satirizing more things. And with articles and illustrations we can push the boundaries of mockery even further, finally revealing, for instance, what we think Donald Trump’s penis doing an impression of a disabled penis might look like.” said Seth’s Beard, Editor of WoodRocket’s Fluff.

WoodRocket’s Fluff is available exclusively at WoodRocket.com, which is free.

woodWoodRocket mixes porn, comedy, and pop culture, redefining adult entertainment and making sex really fun. Creating popular high-quality parodies and series like SpongeKnob SquareNuts, Ask A Porn Star, Fap To The Future, Topless Girls Reading Books, Gnardians of the Galaxy, Donald Tramp, Porn Stars Reading Hate Mail, Game of Bones, and WoodRocket.com is the future of porn. WoodRocket’s content has been featured on Buzzfeed, Gawker, Uproxx, Gizmodo, Maxim, Complex, AV Club, Spin, Rolling Stone, The Howard Stern Show, GQ, Vice, Esquire, The Hollywood Reporter, @Midnight, Bon Appetit, and more.

Press and media contact:

Brian S. Gross | BSG PR | 818.340.4422 | brian@bsgpr.com | @bsgpr

About cjasher (1034 Articles)
C.J. Asher is a blogger on various subject matters and trending topics related to sexuality, such as prostitution, women's rights, sex trafficking and LGBT issues as well as the adult entertainment industry, having interviewed celebrities such as Dennis Hof and Joanna Angel. C.J. currently resides in Philadelphia, PA and his blog can be found at CJAsher.com.

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