Reposted from BSG PR
First 300 Orders Sent To Military Addresses Are FREE
Chicago, IL – Brian Sloan, 3-time sex toy crowdfunder, inventor of the Autoblow 2, and the mind behind the World’s Most Beautiful Vagina Contest has released the first ever masturbation device built especially for men in the armed forces: the Lifetime Silicone Stroker. Constructed entirely from silicone, it meets or exceeds MIL-STD-810 which sets a threshold for product performance under extreme environmental conditions.
This video details the product’s real world testing procedures: https://vimeo.com/216906868.
This video is a song and cartoon: https://vimeo.com/216861319.
Although the word ‘silicone’ is commonly used to refer to the material which comprises men’s masturbation aides, they are in fact virtually all made from “TPE” or thermoplastic elastomer, which is a type of rubber. TPE, while suitable for home use, deteriorates rapidly when subjected to the myriad of environmental conditions experienced by soldiers on deployment.
The Lifetime Silicone Stroker uses a proprietary mix of silicone that not only better mimics human skin, but will also keep soldiers’ penises safe from infections because silicone naturally inhibits the growth of fungus, mold, and bacteria.
Inventor Brian Sloan said, “Virtually all weapons and important systems soldiers interact with on deployments meet a military quality standard, but the masturbation devices they commonly bring with them do not. I saw an opportunity to create a device for their use that took up less space, did not present opportunities for infections, and was unaffected by extreme environmental conditions. I think the last thing a deployed soldier wants to worry about is a leaky infected penis or a melted masturbator. It’s my goal to make masturbation safe in some of the world’s most dangerous places.”
The first 300 active duty US service members with an APO mailing address who email firstname.lastname@example.org will receive 1 free Lifetime Silicone Stroker per address, shipping included.
About the inventor
Brian Sloan is a former lawyer turned sex toy entrepreneur who has been profiled both in Playboy magazine and on Business Insider, starred in an Elite Daily short documentary, interviewed twice by Techcrunch, featured several times on Buzzfeed, and appeared on Huffington Post Weird News