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3fap: The Most Absurd Crowdfunded Product in History Now Exists

lo Sloan 3FAPReposted from BSG PR

The giant masturbation device with 3 orifices offers men one thing: variety. Or at least it makes for an awkward bachelor party gift.

CHICAGO, IL – Crowdfunded on Indiegogo to the tune of $50,000 in October, 2015, 3fap, the creation of Autoblow 2 inventor Brian Sloan, is now a reality. As Brian Sloan saw it, men’s masturbation devices lacked a critical yet easy to fix feature: variation. Although plenty of devices existed, every one of them permitted men to experience only a single sensation per masturbation event. How did he fix that? Easy: by sticking 3 differently textured orifices directly next to one another and by allowing users to adjust the suction level felt inside each channel. Viola: choices.

3fap is not pretty. Back in 2015, Gizmodo called it “an awkward 4 pound masturbation sleeve.” Vice (Motherboard) wrote “everything about the 3Fap looks horrendous.” Maxim said it was “the three-headed Cerberus of sex toys”. But Buzzfeed, overlooking its ergonomics, wrote “The Wait Is Over: You Can Now Put Your Penis In A Mouth-Vagina-Anus Robot.”

And now it’s a reality: men can lube up, choose an orifice, and go to town with the most-difficult-to-explain-to-anyone-who-accidentally-finds-it-under-your-bed sex toy for men, ever.

Inventor Brian Sloan stated, “With 3fap, men can move past the boring sensation of the single dip and past the better but still commonplace double dip, to uncharted masturbatory territory: the triple dip. Because of my invention, men can dip, dip again, and yes, dip again. I believe men will overlook my product’s strange appearance and focus on the only thing that really matters: their penises. I will continue for the rest of my life to work tirelessly on behalf of all men to create new and better masturbatory sensations. I will push beyond the triple dip.”

The product comes with one mouth/vulva/anus sleeve but as an accessory, men may opt to purchase a sleeve made from the 3 most beautiful vulvas in the world which Sloan personally 3d scanned during his 2015 event, The World’s Most Beautiful Vagina Contest.

3Fap Links:
3fap’s official cartoon music video
3fap’s Indiegogo pitch video
3fap’s Indiegogo pitch page
The website 3fap.com

Background Links:
Playboy Magazine’s June 2016 Print Article About Brian Sloan
Wikipedia Page of Brian Sloan

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Contact inventor Brian Sloan: bsloan@vieci.com
Press contact: Brian Gross: brian@bsgpr.com

 

About cjasher (1234 Articles)
C.J. Asher is a blogger on various subject matters and trending topics related to sexuality, such as prostitution, women's rights, sex trafficking and LGBT issues as well as the adult entertainment industry, having interviewed celebrities such as Dennis Hof and Joanna Angel. C.J. currently resides in Philadelphia, PA and his blog can be found at CJAsher.com.

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