Reposted from BSG PR
Hold onto your butts and prepare yourselves for some Tyrannosaurus Sex! WoodRocket and Pornhub are proud to present the most epic dinosorgy of all time, with the porn parody of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, Jurassic Wood: Swollen Dingdong.
Jurassic Wood: Swollen Dingdong premieres Thursday, June 21st for free on WoodRocket.com and Pornhub, with an extra Jurassic Prick Bonus Scene available exclusively on Pornhub Premium.
After scientists turn the Jurassic Park into a Jurassic Brothel by combining the DNA of dinosaurs and porn stars, Owen and Claire must try to get the sexy dino-ladies off of the island before the dildo volcano erupts and they all meet a sticky & gooey end.
Jurassic Wood: Swollen Dingdong is directed by Vuko & Lee Roy Myers (Dick & Morty), written by Lee Roy Myers and Brandon Graham (John Wank), produced by Seth’s Beard (Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles), and stars Lauren Phillips, Robby Echo, Codi Vore, Mercy West, Kyra Rose and Tegan Trex.
If you miss this parody, you will be dino-sorry!
The SFW trailer of Jurassic Wood: Swollen Dingdong is on WoodRocket.com and YouTube:
Watch Jurassic Wood: Swollen Dingdong on WoodRocket.com & Pornhub.